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Seems like a legit form of measurement
Bless whoever posted this ad.
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writer culture is having that one scene that really scratches your id, and being willing to write forty thousand words to get to it.
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Tweets from Parents (see 15 more)
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a rollercoaster from start to finish
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Have you ever wondered what is your love language? Take the quiz here:
QUIZ: What is your Love Language? - Psych2Go
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Also
IT GOT BETTER !!
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consider the following:
don’t use your mental illness to manipulate people
don’t use your mental illness to justify shitty behavior
don’t use your mental illness as an excuse for times you’ve messed up
don’t use your mental illness as a reason for abusive behavior
don’t use your mental illness as an excuse for being mean to someone
don’t use your mental illness as a way to control people around you
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Alien: You shouldn’t eat that.
Human: What?
Alien: That thing. Don’t you know it’s extremely acidic? Enough to cause eventual deterioration of your flesh?
Human: ….it’s a fucking pineapple.
Alien: But that thing contains bromelain, it’ll destroy your body’s proteins!
Human: Not if I digest the bromelain first.
Alien: Humans are insane!
“Not if I digest it first” is an official human motto, in close competition with “not if I pet it first”.
Trying to imagine what an alien’s reaction to “I’m here for a good time, not a long time” would be
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What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”
“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”
“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”
“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”
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